Springfield, 15th June 2010
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RAAM Reports – Paul (elaboration and song by TDog)
I cannot begin to tell you how good 8 hours of sleep feels, but it certainly worked and I missed the rainstorm overnight so double whammy! The crew spent their time watching Simpson re-runs as we were in their home town. Roused early at 2.00 am by the Dog Pound, I did the usual routine of backside maintenance with “The Medics” (Roger and Susie), clothing choice and breakfast/petrol for the day before starting out with a spring in my step (it was Springfield after all)! The Dog Pound started the day with Amy MacDonald on the PA, which made a change from the AC/DC’s Highway to Hell which I now know all the words to – what is it with these guys?
It was a good day though. Walsh came and went, and the Kansas state line was crossed with a sense of achievement: California, Arizona, Utah, Colorado, and now Kansas – bring it on Dorothy! From now on in, the day was shaping up well. I was a bit worried that I was beginning to look like a bottle of Gatorade, and my food choices were becoming more varied such that the crew were having to send out runners ahead to scour the small towns for culinary delights – Arby’s springs to mind.
There was a great atmosphere on the road today, with a lot of teams coming through and people waving on from the oncoming cars, trucks, and side of the road. The RAAM media stopped by to ask about the ‘experiment,’ how I was doing – any hallucinations etc., or perhaps I was just imagining that? I’ll have to look at the photos to see if I was off my head or in it.
Mike Dunlap passed me, having had the good sense to abandon around Flagstaff and soak up the atmosphere rather than the pain. We had some good ultra racer banter then he sent me on my way with a cheery wave – the lucky git!
Then it was just a case of grinding out the miles with a view to getting to Time Station 28 at El Dorado. As to the pain, I’m taking shares/stock in Advil, and we had some fun going though the town with the steel plates and sculptures – kept expecting to see Christopher Lee and Edward Woodward from the Wickerman, spooky!
Pushed on to El Dorado against my will. I wanted to stop in Maize but my crew are sadists and told me I couldn’t have any more food or drink if I didn’t press on. I made El Dorado, got four hours sleep and set off again, but my left knee sent me a message to throw in the towel. Since it had given up, I had to do so, too. What an end to a fantastic journey. The song goes:
(Needs to be sung in the way of “Is this the way to Amarillo” by Tony Christie)
I found my way to El Dorado
When suddenly my knew went bado
So now we’re all so sado
That this year’s RAAM is done for me
But at least I made it to El Dorado
By Cervelo, Felt and lumbago
So I can say never again no way
Until my butt is fixed you see.